The scariest part about this video is that I'm pretty sure her pants split because I really wanted her pants to split. Like, I caused it somehow. And I owe her, her family, and every friend she told, "Don't miss it! It's live at 8pm and you should DVR it," well, I owe them all one big, fat, crack of an apology.
I don't know about you guys, but if I was a young, up and coming female bobsleigher with the hopes of one day being in the Olympics, I'd take one look at this video and switch to luge.
I'd like to imagine that the moment before it happened, her dad leaned over to her mom and with a tear in his eye said, "That's my girl."
And why hasn't anyone added a phony fart sound effect to this video yet? Get on it. It'll sound hilarious in slow-mo.