The video Nick Vujicic’s selling is called, “No Arms, No Legs, No Worries!” It doesn’t have quite the same ring to it as “Murderball” but the message seems a bit less painful.
Seriously, how is this quadriplegic better than me at putt putt? I was scared to tell a new joke on stage last night and this guy’s jumping off the high dive without arms, legs, or apparently, worries.
So for 5 minutes today let’s cut out the bitter, “I deserve what so-and-so has” and be truly thankful for what we do have. And once that 5 minutes is up, we can go back to being pissed that some dude without arms or legs is more famous than us just for thinking positively and participating in water sports. What an optimistic dick.
If it's hard to view, the question reads: What is the name of your least favorite relative? I wonder how many people just straight up typed, “Dad.”
What’s your mom’s maiden name? can take a hike. What street did you grow up on? is for pussies. I want a security question designed for kids with broken families and/or creepy uncles. A question that, years later, when it’s posed and I have to think of my response to gain access to my account, is going to trigger a Thanksgiving memory I won’t soon forget.