Monday, February 22, 2010

Meet Doug

I logged into myspace today to make sure it still sucked and I had a friend request from Doug. The message sent with the request read, “You’re the hottest Asian/Black/Latino I’ve seen (and that’s saying something)! Do you ever make it down to S. D. ?”

I applaud this message for many reasons.

1) Doug sends his copied and pasted message to every Asian/Black/Latino profile he comes across, without taking the time to delete the races that clearly don’t apply. Efficient! He’s got shit to do.

2) I’m white as shit, and that didn’t factor in. Maybe he could tell from my headshots that I have a giant ass.

3) “(and that’s saying something!)” Is he insinuating that he’s some kind of professional when it comes to ogling Asian/Black/Latino women? I’m enticed!

4) Why can’t he just group white chicks in with the other races? Does he think white chicks are hotter and, therefore, in a league of their own? I bet he listens to John Mayer.


  1. #4) I'm guessing because it says "Asian/Black/Latino" under your name on your MySpace profile, and not "Asian/Black/Latino/White".

  2. I am such an asshole. Wildride is right. I'd forgotten my profile actually says, "Asian/Black/Latino" under my name. Turns out Doug only sent the message to me, and that makes him kind of funny. I take back everything, but the blog stays up!