I can’t decide whether I want to shove dollars down his pants or co-host The Grind with him.
I wonder what terrible tattoo the shamrock armband is hiding.
I wish I could’ve been there when he got the bad news on his “Days of Our Lives” audition and needed rent money this bad.
Kids, always remember, when you give up on your dreams, you’re not alone. There are plenty of Halloween costume models who thought they were going to make it one day too. (At this point, I’d consider “making it” getting to model a cop outfit.)