Orangina Commercial Banned For Being Too Gay

This French commercial for Orangina was just banned from television because it features a gay cougar. (No, not a lesbian Real Housewife. You see, years ago, before Courtney Cox decided to sell her soul to ABC because her Friends residuals weren’t cuttin’ the mustard, there was an animal in the feline family called a “cougar.”)

Everyone is offended by this commercial - not because a cougar is using Sunkist as aftershave - but because the cougar is gay. Really? Are we going to take away the fundamental rights of cartoon felines now too? Don’t even front like Tony the Tiger never experimented in college.

This does give validity to the age-old argument that if we let gays get married, next they’ll be allowing people to marry their pets. Or at least stroke their pets’ faces slowly in the bathroom before work while they have a mean boner.