Form a line, dudes who never grew out of chain wallets and mass produced AFI hoodies. Avril Lavigne is single again! You know there’s gotta be some pussy out there who wants swap eyeliner and genital fluids with this bitch so that his Dad won’t find out he’s gay. Newsflash: Your dad knows your gay. And, nice pants. I can see your camel toe.
Don’t get me wrong – we’ve all made some terrible fashion mistakes in our time. But it’s been 10 years and Avril is still wearing the same socks. Avril, you’re almost 30. Maybe it’s time to wear socks that don’t make you look like The Hamburgler's slutty sister.
Hey, hey, you, you -- I would nail Avril.
ReplyDeleteNo way, no way -- You don't have a shot, Rob!
http://wyldride.blogspot.com/2009/09/isnt-that-just-lion-tamer-skit.html
ReplyDeleteshe kinda looks like you when she's crying... odd
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